before and after listening to Blackout
Me when I’m drunk.
he had to ask the audience
u better toil shrew
Getting away from ur drama like
I nominate bronies, meme-lovers, Perez Hilton, the entire superwholockfrozen fandom, & anyone with a foot fetish to do the ALS icebucket challenge but with holy water and pieces eucharist bread.
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus